The rare pawn fork. Or, as I like to call it: the micro DP.
Joe wins one. Sadly, we’re in between series, so like most of Joe’s victories in life, it’s meaningless.
Joe: You may resign at any time.
Joe: But I'm finishing this game in the dumbest way possible
Joe: This is like awkward sex.
Justin: Do you tell her she can resign at any time too?
Joe: :-( ... yeah.
Justin: I plan on making the end of this game as annoying as possible
Justin: So again, probably like you and sex.
Joe: I put on Gilbert Gottfried tapes when I do it.
Justin: Aflack! Aflack! Afffffllllaaacccckkkkkkkkkkkk!
Joe: "You know what I hate?" Women love Gottfried
Justin: This is going on the blog FYI.